The Death of Mario

Take a look at the Mario games of late.  You'll find nothing but a pile of mediocrity, mostly retreading the same ideas from decades ago.  New Super Mario Bros is a hilariously ironic title, isn't it?  The gameplay dates all the way back to the 2D era, even as far as Mario Bros 3.  It is a title that seeks little but the attention nostalgia might bring.

It hasn't always been this way.  Yeah, I like Mario games, I'll admit it, but they've been nothing but disappointing lately.  Mario Galaxy was the last game that felt new or fresh.  Then what did Nintendo do?  Why, cash in, of course!  They looked at EA, releasing titles yearly, and thought, yeah, we definitely want to be like them.  From that poisonous mindset came Mario Galaxy 2, the final straw.

Really, Nintendo?  $60 for a glorified expansion pack, if that?  Your fanbase can only take so much before it realizes what you're doing.

Nintendo needs to find a way to freshen up its lineup, or this just won't go on.  I liked you, Nintendo, your games elicit fond memories from childhood.  Would you stop spitting on that?  For just a second?  It'd be great if you went back to making games instead of copy pasting them from years ago.

Why does Blizzard hate PC Gamers?

Seems like Blizzard would be greatful for the PC audience.  After all, you guys and gals out there on Battle.net are what gave the company the clout and resources it has today.  Yet, it really seems to hate you, and wish you would stop messing up its lawn.

Yes, Blizzard has come a long way since the early days of Orcs & Humans, all thanks to the PC.  Recently, though, it came to light that Diablo III would be released on consoles, without all the bullshit attached.  That's right, the dirty console riff raff gets Diablo III without the real money auction house, and without an always online requirement.

I'll probably buy Diablo III now.  The always online was the main thing holding me back.  But why spit in the face of all those PC players with their decked out PCs?  Blizzard would do well not to forget its roots.

On a Rainy Day

 

Need to get your platforming fix?  Introducing On a Rainy Day, a small 2D puzzle platformer.

 

 

Navigate your way through a variety of obstacles to find all the pickups.  Can you find them all?

 

 

 



Graphics Aren't Important. Deal With It.

Alright, now that I've got your attention with an inflammatory and topical title, let's talk about this.

The Internet is abuzz with graphics right now, since some guy who representing Crysis has said graphics are 60% of a game.  Be careful with that 60%, it just came out of his ass.

Graphics do NOT make up the majority of a video game experience.  Do they make up some of it?  You bet, but to say 60% is ridiculous.  You only have to look at recent gaming discussion to understand how little they tend to matter in the grander scheme.

Aliens Colonial Marines didn't have the best graphics, and sure people complained, but they complained FAR louder about the buggy gameplay and shoddy design.  Which is more important again?  Could the game's graphics have made up for its numerous other flaws?

Graphics are a "pass or fail" kind of thing in game design. Sure, people say they want the best graphics, but when it comes right down to it, you'll find that the acceptable threshold is actually really low.  As long as the game's graphics pass that point, people will buy it.

Where is that point, exactly?  I don't know, but I'm sure marketing departments have thought a lot about it.  Graphics are the easy sell.  They aren't abstract or hidden like game mechanics and design.  You can put out a gameplay video, show off all the flashy graphics, and expect to get some response.

They're shallow.  They're easy.  They speak nothing of substance.

But they sell.

Note: Some exceptions exist.  This involves games that don't base their art style on gritty realism and try to have their own feel and look.

GML: 8 Direction Movement Tutorial

Update:  Part 2 can be found here.

Now that you have a few basics down, let's actually DO something with them.  Older style top down games allow players to move in eight different directions (ok, sometimes four, shut up, this is MY tutorial).  Now, how do you accomplish that in Game Maker?

Well, first you have to create an object and a room.  You can name them whatever you like.  Oh, you'll need a sprite as well.  It can be a picture of a goldfish.

Place one instance of your object in that room you created.  It doesn't really matter where, but you should probably put it at exactly (249,156).  Once that's done, we can get to coding a bit.

You can build a movement engine like this in a lot of ways, and I'm just going to present one possibility here.  Let's create an empty skeleton for all our code.

Obviously, you're going to want to check your keyboard.  I'm going to use the arrow keys.  This all goes in the step event of your player object:

if (keyboard_check(vk_left)){
    x-=3;
}
if (keyboard_check(vk_right)){
    x+=3;
}
if (keyboard_check(vk_up)){
    y-=3;
}
if (keyboard_check(vk_down)){
    y+=3;
}

Now run your game.  You should be able to run around a blank empty space. 

Edit and use to your heart's content.

Update:  Part 2 can be found here.